WHY DON'T I

 

Fiction

"What if she ain't?" 

"I don't care if she ain't, she loves me."

"There's a difference between used cars and showroom cars."

"Listen A##hole, a woman is not some toy that you buy for pleasure."

"Calm down guys, what's with all the yelling?"

That was Mike,O'connor's roommate,he came in listening to all that shouting between John and Connor.

 

"A girl said she loves O'connor." said John.

Mike turns to Connor and says

"Oh well… Marry her!!"

"I can't, It's complicated." Connor retaliates

"Mhm… Try me…" said Mike as if he had been through a lot of stuff like this.

"It's…"

Mike interrupts Connor and asks, 

"Wait... she cute?"

"Yeah… she is. it's just… I don't like her the way she likes me."

"So you don't love her?" 

"It's like… I don't have to be someone else when I'm around her, she understands me. But I don't have such feelings for her, she's my friend."

"Lemme ask you this, You gay?" asked John.

"What!!??, No…" Connor yelled.

"Then what's the matter with you?"

"I don't love her and i don't know why."

"Why don't you tell her that?" Said Mike.

"I did… Many times, she breaks off at that point and comes back days later. She keeps telling me that I make her happy. She often talks about a chill that she feels every time we talk, I feel nothing like that."

"Dude… you gay." said John

"Will you please ask him to get out." Cried Connor 

"Cool down… So you have a best friend who's literally like a boomerang... and that's from your perspective, from hers… Man… you are her boyfriend."

"Yes."

"Gosh.. this reminds me of Hamilton's Satisfied. So… whachyugunna do about it?"

"I don't know."

"He's gonna date her tomorrow." John shouts from the other room.

"WHAT THE F###." Cries Mike.